i pissed blood
Superbowl Sunday I went for a run. This was about two in the afternoon and I'd planned on using the little time I'd have left after my run to make some dip or something to take over to a friend's house for a party. But when I got back from my run, I went to the bathroom and pissed blood.
Let me tell you, that's an unsettling sight. Fortunately, thousands of dollars worth of therapy kicked in and I remained perfectly calm. I took a shower, got dressed, then drove myself to the emergency room where they gave me a CAT scan.
Turns out I have multiple kidney stones in both of my kidneys. Bilateral they call this. Tomorrow I get to see a kidney stone specialist who will tell me when to expect a sudden surge of crushing pain. I've been carrying around a bottle of percocet with me just in case.
On the underwear front, I'm happy to say the boxer switch I made is going very, very well. I threw out all my old underwear. Straight boxers now. I wonder how I ever lived without them before.
posted by mrhappypants @ 4:46 PM
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My god, I'm so sorry, man. I'm sure everything will be fine. But take my advice, don't run unless someone is chasing you. That's my policy.
So.........since your Dad and Uncle
had them and I remember your grand
Dad on your father's side had them
when he was 60 something, do you
think your brother & your other
uncle on your Dad's side should go
get a Xray or something.
Holy crap. Will you have to have surgery, or do they have medication that can take care of it? Or will you just pass it through, like a real man?
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