a worthless piece of shit

After lunch today I was walking back to the office with a friend and passed a homeless man sitting on the sidewalk with a sign. There are MANY homeless people in our neighborhood so I really took no notice. But after we passed my friend said "That was the saddest thing I've ever seen." Turns out he was holding a sign that said "Money for a worthless piece of shit."

I haven't stopped laughing. I guess I'm just in a difficult place right now.

Anyway, it trumps the previous "best homeless person sign" I'd ever seen, also in my office neighborhood: "Nijas killed my family. Money for karate lessons."